FINALE: SHE IS SOPHIE, HEAR HER ROAR!

December 21st, 2011

                  

After trusting his alliance/God last week, Brandon should have been on the verge of another breakdown, but it’s all good.  

It’s hard to acknowledge when someone you don’t like is right, but Ozzy was right about Brandon…he wasn’t blindsided! He played Russian Roulette with immunity and tried to gain some votes for himself in front of the jury and it backfired.

Coach is sick of the politicking,  people trying to be “holier than thou” and ”hamming it up to those on the other side.” Well Coach, of course people are going to politic in the game, now that it’s the end. This is the part of the game Coach hasn’t experienced in his ‘Survivor’ career. He made it to 5th place in Tocantins, but the most politicking that went on was JT and Stephen at the end, and in Heroes Vs. Villains, he only made it about halfway in, barely making the jury. Coach is still green when it comes to jockeying for position to win the game.  

No surprise Ozzy is going to miss Redemption Island. That was the only part of the game he had any control over, and since the social game hasn’t been Ozzy’s specialty, it’s understandable. The one on one, schmoozing sessions with his competitors gave Ozzy the focus and concentration needed to give him a good shot at winning the game. Where else could he butter up Brandon and call him “one of the biggest threats” to win.

The stage was set at R.I. for the final duel of the season…and for Ozzy to return to the game. The final duel was used in Vanuatu, Heroes Vs. Villains, Tocantins, and more noticably, Cook Islands (which Ozzy won)!  These types of challenges are tedious to watch and quite frankly, it’s not exciting when 2 people are just waiting for the other to fall.

Thankfully there was some excitement in the duel with Ozzy and Brandon going up and down their posts trying to find the right spot and keep it.

Ozzy completed his winning streak and his second return from R.I. this season, both pre-merge and post-merge.

Brandon couldn’t help but thank God again, despite coming up short. It’s easy for Brandon to say he isn’t going to hold any bitterness towards anyone, but wait until he gets to Ponderosa with the rest of the jury when he finds out some secrets about his former tribe mates. It will be his biggest reality check.

Brandon Hantz - Burns Buff

The tribe gave their awkward ‘congrats’ to Ozzy, but it was pretty evident that everyone was shaing in their Buffs seeing their worst nightmare right in front of their faces.

Coach can’t help but backpeddle himself and become a politican, even though he despised those actions earlier on in the episode. Coach’s peaceful warrior approach was too good to be true, and so were all of Coach’s final 3 deals with everybody. Whenever a castaway says “it’s my game to lose”, or anything to the effect of “I’m in control,” your game is going South for the winter.

Well, someone in the challenge department got an idea and added a twist to the immunity challenge! Genius!

I’d like to go online and see how many books there are on building a house of cards. I wonder if Sophie has any trophies from building house of cards tournaments.

Sophie tried to think outside the box, but Probst put the kibosh on her dream to thwart Ozzy. I’m surprised she didn’t get disqualified for this. Isn’t it also against the rules to threaten bodily harm against another contestant? After all, she did promise Albert she would beat him if he didn’t help out. I kid, I kid.

Thanks to some tile management and some steady hands, Ozzy won immunity…again! Like his competitors dreams’, Ozzy crumbled his house of cards and proudly walked back to camp with the rest of the tribe.

Leaveit to Ozzy to offset a great physical game with a lousy follow up of poor sportsmanship. There is such a thing as being a sore winner and Ozzy took that title without even thinking about it.  Yes Ozzy, so close, yet so far for everyone else. Absolutely Ozzy, you won with the perfect plan in mind and you made it happen. UGH!

Rick Nelson - Voted Out of Tribe

I never thought I’d say this but…Sophie is a freakin’ warrior! The girl who barely makes a blip on the radar made herself known at tribal by showing her secret weapon…her heart, and wore it on her sleeve. It’s reverse pscyhology to her fellow competitors saying “I’m losing it and I’m not a threat at all,” as well as telling the jury, “I’m doing the best I can, show me some love on day 39 if you care.”

Coach’s hugs were probably sincere, but the more he keeps giving them out, the more insincere the gesture seems, even though it might not be. Being true to his word might have gotten Rick 5th place overall, but it didn’t earn him the million dollars, or even a shot at redemption.

Oh Ozzy. Winning isn’t a plan B, much less a Plan A, it’s a last ditch effort when everything else has failed. It still didn’t stop him from getting some personal therapy with Coach. Looks like Ozzy still has some Micronesian wounds that haven’t fully healed. It’s amazing how much you can get from someone when you aren’t aggressive towards them. Opening up your heart, and theirs, leaves room for vulnerability. Way to slay him Coach!

The moment Ozzy’s been waiting for, the final immunity challenge, again, kind of modeled after another Cook Islands he dominated, this shouldn’t be a problem for Ozzy…right?

Once again, Ozzy is off to a huge lead, but come puzzle time, the lead is gone. But Ozzy never gives up. EVER! Despite trying to look at her puzzle, Sophie can’t be stopped, and Ozzy loses a challenge. He is human after all. Persistence paid off, and Sophie is now the new Dragon Slayer! Coach should have knighted her for the achievement, it’s not everyday a ‘Survivor’ legend gets taken down.

Ozzy Lusth

He might be down, but not out, and Ozzy’s attempt to have Coach flip and go to a fire making challenge (via Bob/Matty from Gabon) was a good move to give Coach a reason to keep him in for his best interest. The problem is, bargaining with people you barely talk to in the game is a sign of desperation, and no one wants to help a desperate animal.

The heat got turned up again when Ozzy went on a character assassination of Coach. Maybe Ozzy caught wind early on that Coach wasn’t going to keep his word. He might not have been able to help his game, but he certainly drove a nail in Coach’s game for sure. After being voted off for the third time this season (a series first), and fourth time overall in the history of ‘Survivor’ (another series first), Ozzy takes his bow and leaves for Ponderosa. As Ozzy eloquently stated, “Que sera, sera,” or “Whatever will be, will be.”  

The final breakfast. Nothing like getting some real food after the 39 most intense days of your life. There’s also nothing like getting together with 1 tribe mate to psych out another. Sophie and Coach know that although this is the last day, it isn’t too late to make a move to affect the outcome in your favor. With Albert’s confidence in tow, the job is a no-brainer.

Albert and Coach set themselves up for failure with their talk of higher power and Christianity. It wouldn’t surprise me if most of the jury turned atheist after all was said and done.

When Ozzy said there was good news and bad news, he led me to think that there was a SuperCuts on the island and he was heading there afterwards. Seriously Ozzy, the “Jack and Jill” challenge is over, no need for the braids!

The ‘dogs’ were released, and for the most part, their bark’s were worse than their bites…until Brandon’s question. Brandon was surprisingly light on Coach, but firm on Albert with a “yes” or “no” response. It’s pretty clear that Albert’s nice guy persona rubbed off on the jury the wrong way and is the sacrificial goat.

Sophie laid the smackdown on Keith’s question, making sure the jury knew how she outwitted everyone in the game. A great comeback considering her social game, the most important aspect was attacked and criticized.    

Whitney showed her bitterness by taking parting shots at the final 3. Comments like Whitney’s should give production a new incentive to make contestants ask a real question and not give each other a reason to have a pity party and clamor for camera time.

Hallejulah! Edna finally spoke up and knocked some sense into everyone, a la Shii-Ann on All-Stars. This isn’t a time for punishment, it’s a time for reflection on who made the best moves in the game. She of all people could have laid into the final 3, especially Coach, but no sour grapes.

Cochran tried to help out his former ally by giving him a chance to own his actions, but his “convoluted mess” gave Albert and Sophie the chance to sell Coach as their pawn that they used in the game by comparing his strategy to theirs.

Cut to CBS in Studio City, California, Jeff tallied the votes and after a brief tennis match of votes between Sophie and Coach, Sophie took the grand prize and became the Ultimate Survivor (and the new Dragon Slayer in town)!

How did Sophie win the game? She owned her actions better than Coach and Albert. It also didn’t hurt that she put herself in an under the radar position (voting out the other women of her tribe gave the guys reason to discount her until her time came to shine).  

What more can I say? Despite a Pagonging and a recycled format of 2 returning players plus Redemption Island, South Pacific was a breath of fresh air for the franchise.

Next season, no returning players, Redemption Island, or Hantz’s on Survivor: One World, premiering Wednesday, February 15, 2012!

Have a great holiday season everyone!

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EPISODE 13: OOPS!

December 17th, 2011

                  

Pray for thanks? Puh-lease! The only time to celebrate is day 39…AFTER the final tribal council! It is amazing that this group got together and Pagonged the Savaii tribe one after the other thanks to one certain red headed stepchild. By the way, I hope the winner gets Cochran something special for Christmas (since he made the move and made his tribe history). Or maybe a drink at the after party, which ever will suffice.  

Albert takes notice of Sophie’s up and coming status as a power player in the game and targets her for the next vote. Finally, he might have a plan worth taking notice of that he can execute right this time. Right? More on this later. 

What praise does Albert thinks he has with everyone? Albert hasn’t been an impressive strategist, and his arguments have been less than stellar. What type of argument does he have in his final 3 dream scenario? Sure Coach has been the cult leader, but he’s been a leader who had a target on his back. Rick might not be the most exciting television, but he hasn’t wasted words and he’s earned an honest reputation amongst everyone in the game.

Edna Ma - Burns Buff - 6th Juror

Redemption Island gave us the tease we’ve all been waiting for…but it was too good to be true and Ozzy came back from behind to keep his throne from Edna. No group help from the sidelines could foil Ozzy, who truly is the lone wolf. Actually, he’s a honey badger. He can’t be bothered by anyone or anything and just wants to get the job done, NO EXCUSES!

Poor Edna. She had a chance to be the brains who beat the brawn and it didn’t happen. Edna lost some points with me by being happy to burn her smelly Buff. I know a lot of castaways who still keep their Buffs from the show, smelly AND dirty to boot, and they wouldn’t think twice about burning their prized possession from the experience. Granted they didn’t have Redemption Island or Buff burning, but if they did, they wouldn’t be happy in the least bit!

Sophie made another power play this week and offered up Ozzy’s potential win if he makes it back in, and how to deflect the attention off of her. Her solution: put the Oz-man and Brandon (the bull in the china shop) together to eliminate 1 problem for sure. Her case is perfect. Why not? If the group can’t collectively beat Ozzy, why should they rely on Sophie to take care of him?  

Brandon as a threat in the final 3? We need a special edition DVD of everything not shown from this season to see what the editors have kept on their cutting room floor. How would the jury respect a player who keeps busting loose at the seams as a worthy opponent?

Brandon got a final warning from Coach on tribal etiquette. Not only did Brandon talk like him, but his stance showed how power hungry and motivated a Hantz is and how dark the Hantz shadow casts on everyone else in the game.

Like a rockstar winning an award on stage, Brandon thanked Jesus for his victory. Rick for pizza? That was another random act of kindness/craziness from Brandon that makes a die hard strategist want to bang their head against the wall. Looks like Brandon wants to curry as much favor with the swing vote as possible. No need to solidify a stance with an existing alliance before the end of the game, right?

There was the fight that broke out between Rick, Albert, Brandon, and Sophie, but it was hard to focus on it with Sophie’s blurred nudity going on.

Albert is this years’ Sash, but not as charming or able to close a deal quite well. Even if Albert is able to make promises with everyone, he won’t be able to keep them all, so he’s going to make a lot of enemies. Prepping himself to be the middle man isn’t the most genuine move and it will cost him in the end for sure.

You can’t please everyone, and if you try to, no one will like you. Brandon’s trip with Rick, and offering the immunity necklace to Albert and Coach was a desperate attempt to keep the Upolu boys’ club together, and in the game, desperate = dangerous.

Edna Ma  - Voted Out of Tribe

Brandon wasted no time in the ultimate meltdown of the season and into the hall of fame for one of the worst moves in the history of the game (sorry Erik Reichenbach, your still number 1 for now).  Never before have more jury members drop their jaws together in awe. Brandon’s plea of forgiveness to Albert was a bargaining ploy, and the immunity necklace was a vice he could slip slowly on Albert to seal the deal. But Coach’s better head prevailed and he had to dismiss his star pupil. 

Coach has now turned on his last sheep, and has put himself in a corner with everyone calling him out for not living up to his honor and integrity. The Enron stocks didn’t even fall as fast as Coach’s has. Sophie’s got some heat on her as an up and comer, and almost got the axe, so she’s still got her work cut out for her. Rick still has a little bit of leeway being the quiet cowboy who everyone trusts, but even good reputations can be bad ones in the end game. Albert’s flaws in the game have been the only part of his game that people notice, and unless he can make a plan that works he might be able to sell it to the tribe come final tribal council, but disappointment is a big hurdle to overcome in the game, and if he can’t own up to his mistakes to the jury, he’s doomed. Brandon could still make a come back, but let’s face it…Ozzy’s finishing his winning streak no matter what!

Just like that, it’s down to the final 4 with 2 competitors waiting in the wings!

I’ll be back Monday with this season’s wrap-up on Survivor: South Pacific!

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SURVIVOR’S SOUND OFF: HOLLY HOFFMAN

December 12th, 2011

             

Hey Survivor Buffs! Just 2 more episodes left and Survivor: South Pacific will crown a winner!

With the game coming to a close, everything is on the line and the tension  and stress of the game are only going to get worse.

No one knows more about that ‘Survivor: Nicaragua” finalist Holly Hoffman, who made it all the way tothe final 4 last year. This year, she’s watching the game and was kind enough to talk with us about what she’s doing now, her thoughts on this season, and a connection to one of this seasons castaways.

Survivor Troy: So Holly, how have you been since last year?

Holly Hoffman: “…it really doesn’t seem like a year, it’s gone by so fast…I was just speaking to a friend of mine  and she said do you remember last years episode? It was the family visit. Watching the episode brought back the memory of missing my husband and children.”

Survivor Troy: It can take an emotional toll on you being away from your family.

Holly Hoffman: “…your getting your personal character attacked, and they are all talking behind your back. But you have to keep in perspective it’s a game.”

Survivor Troy: What have you been up to since Nicaragua?

Holly Hoffman: “It’s just been unbelievable…for the past year, I’ve been doing a lot of motivational speeches and speaking engagements at women’s expos, schools, churches…I talk about attitude, determination, confidence…how to survive in the real world.”

Survivor Troy: What have you liked about the season so far?

Holly Hoffman: “I’ve loved all of the characters…everyone of them.”

Survivor Troy: Who’s been your favorite character so far?

Holly Hoffman: “I really like Dawn for a few reasons…I actually bumped Dawn off Nicaragua and took her spot…when I saw her it was like watching myself on TV…she was crying a lot in the beginning, didn’t know if she could do it.”

Survivor Troy: How do you think you would have fared this season in Dawn’s place?

Holly Hoffman: ”It’s really hard to say…I probably would have connected with the same people that she did. A lot of the younger ones like Jim and Whitney. Cochran I would have taken under my wing like Dawn did. It’s just our nature as a mom to take care of him.”

Survivor Troy: What are your feelings toward Cochran?

Holly Hoffman: “…I feel so sorry for Cochran. I’ve watched the Ponderosa videos (on cbs.com) and nobody greeted him…I was greeted by Alina and Brenda and everybody else gave me the cold shoulder.”

Survivor Troy: What did you think about his big move?

Holly Hoffman: “I didn’t care for Cochran’s move. I think he should have tried to work with his own tribe more instead of jumping ship.”

Survivor Troy: If you were producing next season, what change, or changes would you make?

Holly Hoffman: “I would bring back all new faces and new locations. Another thing that I would do is have the tribes merge earlier in the show…because when it was an individual game, I loved the merge and the reactions from the 2 tribes when it does happen…let’s merge the tribes a little bit earlier and see what happens.”

Survivor Troy: Who do you think has the best chances of winning?

Holly Hoffman: “I really think that Sophie is playing a great game. She’s not saying too much…she’s in the right place at the right time and her alliance has gotten her really far. She’s possibly getting a winner’s edit. She’s a strong woman. I think Coach will make it to the final 3, but I don’t think he will win.”

Survivor Troy: What advice would you give to the castaways left who can’t seem to keep it together?

Holly Hoffman: “…when you reach the end of this game, your tired, your dirty, your lonely…you can’t let your emotions get to you…you just have to tell yourself to keep going and not stop.”

A big special thanks for Holly Hoffman for taking the time out of her busy schedule to do talk with us. For more information, you can visit Holly Hoffman’s Facebook @ http://www.facebook.com/HollySurvivorHoffman.

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EPISODE 12: TICK. TICK. BOOM!

December 11th, 2011

                     

After his tribe tossed him out to dry like yesterday’s garbage, Cochran awkwardly made himself at home at R.I. to bunk up to Ozzy, even giving him a back rub. I’m not sure if Cochran was hoping for forgiveness, or an autograph from Ozzy, but it’s a safe bet neither of them are happening.

Ozzy put Cochran’s blunder in perspective. He can’t talk negatively about Cochran’s ‘dumb’ blunder, since he’s made a worse one before.

Even on R.I. the game is still being played. Ozzy seems to have learned how to strategize a little bit to warm up to Cochran. But did Cochran buy it? Nope. I wouldn’t be surprised if Ozzy started this vote garnering when the other Savaiian’s were with him on R.I. before they were kicked to the curb.  

For the first time in Survivor product placement history, an awkward tribal moment interrupted by heartwarming family moments! Poor Edna’s trying to cry and plead her life in peace and Brandon just couldn’t contain his excitement for the Sprint family reward.

So what if Brandon’s a high school dropout? In this game, it doesn’t matter what degree you have, it’s street smarts that get you far in the game (or the socially despised, whichever comes first in the game).

Whoever said “Father knows best” wasn’t playing the game, and Brandon’s Dad is going to regret his advice he gave to Brandon (more on this later).

This weeks’ duel was the Tocantins grappling hook/puzzle challenge, and unfortunately for Cochran, no help from Coach. He’s in this all by himself.

Cochran got some love from his former backstabbers…ugh, tribe mates as they cheered him on to take down Ozzy. The cheering was more for Ozzy to lose than Cochran to win, since none of those guys want to go against one of the games biggest competitors.

John Cochran - Burns Buff - 5th Juror

NOOOOOOOO! So close yet so far! But alas, for once in the game, Cochran became a contender in a challenge, even if it was briefly. He started out with his usual clumsiness, but he amped up his game and took some aggressive moves in the puzzle. He even garnered a hug from his competitor. This time alone on R.I. seems to have given him a fire that he keeps refueling, and winning with. Maybe he can bottle that up and sell some to me.

Well, what do you know, Ozzy, the returning player is the last one standing on Savaii. Something is truly screwed up with the game when the social aspect can be put on the back burner and a great physical game is a substitution for the poor performance. But even if Ozzy gets back into the game, his inability to schmooze and broker deals will come to the surface and his chances of winning the million dollars is slim to none.  

Jeff doesn’t give much compliments out there unless it’s earned, and to speak the way he did about Cochran was deserved. Cochran was a good loser, and left with his spirits high. Those spirits could change when he arrives at Ponderosa with his fellow Savaiian’s. Check those videos out at cbs.com/survivor.

Then comes the twist with the family members. Ozzy made his picks and Albert, Brandon, and Coach got time with their loved ones. Ozzy is in a hard spot since he only has a limited amount of time with everyone and their loved ones. An end game reward is a double edged sword, and unless Coach can live up to his word (which hasn’t been proving lately), Ozzy will be in trouble again.

Why are the castaways allowed to talk strategy with their family members? If everyone had a family member with them, then it would be okay, but for Brandon’s dad, excuse me, Russell’s brother to move in on Coach was out of line. The Hantz clause needs to go next season. It’s pretty much a foregone conclusion that Russell’s name will be mentioned more than Rick (whose actually a competitor this season) at the reunion show.  

Hopefully Brandon didn’t promise too much to his wife before he left,since his chance for the million dollars is all but gone at this point.

Brandon’s father is going to have to rethink the “C” grade he gave Brandon, unless “C” stands for combustible, which is the way Brandon is reverting back to these past few weeks. Brandon’s father might have hurt his chances just a little bit more as well by waving the noose around Coach.

The immunity challenge brought back some Guatemala deja vu with a rotating Chinese Checkers board, but one thing was missing…A TWIST! Where was the envelope with the ‘switch position with any player’ card inside? I’m against interference with the game of any kind, but this was a missed opportunity (namely for Edna) for Burnett to shake things up. An endurance challenge would have given Edna the best chances of staying since the other competitors actions wouldn’t have made a dent in her performance.  

Edna might have been too late to shake up her position in the tribe, but she gave it a good shot not making anyone feel indebted to her (no offense Cochran fans, I had to do it). Edna presented a win-win situation for the group so no one would feel left out and everyone had a fair shot. But it’s too late to take risks like that in the game.

Edna can’t get over that she was the last one left on the Upolu alliance and she can’t seem to understand that the honor, loyalty, and integrity is over from her tribe. They could have bumped her off before Cochran, which would have made her frustrations more understandable.

So Edna’s out, and she still gave Coach a hug as she took her walk of shame to R.I. to hopefully take down the Oz-inator. Good luck with that Edna.

Edna Ma  - Voted Out of Tribe 

Voting out Cochran, and now Edna is bad news for Coach. Edna was his number 1 fan at the beginning of the game (and the only person to stay behind and make him part of the group). Coach is lining his lambs up a little early for slaughter and now his chances are diminishing every week.

Next week’s preview shows Edna potentially coming out on top, but in life, if something seems too good to be true, it probably is. I’m not biting this red herring the editors are trying to throw out.

What do you guys think? The boards are yours!

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EPISODE 11: NOWHERE TO RUN

December 4th, 2011

                                         

While Thanksgiving has already come and gone, there’s still plenty of dysfunction to go around, and his name was Cochran.

When Cochran was adopted to his new family, he became the red-headed stepchild. An oddball with a truly unique personality, he never got out of the amusement stage with his tribe and when he got the opportunity to be part of a new family, he still stuck out like a sore thumb. Cochran sure had an interesting childhood to say the least.

How did Cochran get those girls’ phone numbers in the fifth grade? Where were his parents during these shenanigans! He must have been in a sex education class to make conversation like that to those girls.  

This weeks’ truel was the plate balancing act from China/Heroes Vs. Villains, and like Dawn and Whitney’s prior standoff on the balance beam, Dawn recovered from an early stumble, but still came up short. Unfortunately for Whitney, Ozzy’s past experience as a waiter helped him to claim another R.I. victory. Thanks producers for leaning a challenge towards someone elses’ strength, predictable and uninspired to say the least!

Dawn Meehan - Burns Buff - 3rd Juror

Whitney Duncan - Burns Buff - 4th Juror

Tonight we got to meet Albert for the first time, and he’s not exactly the most popular guy in camp. If there’s anything the editing has taught us this season, it’s that under the radar characters aren’t going to be winning the fan favorite award this season. After all, if Edna is saying bad things about another tribe mate, things don’t bode well for the future.

Speaking of Edna, she needs to be a little more early in calculating her calculations. She’s put too much stock in believing Coach, and now she wants to change her position in the tribe. Well, there were a few options (a.k.a. Savaiians), and right now she probably wishes her hindsight could’ve been her foresight.

The immunity challenge was a corner cutting exercise from John Kirhoffer and the gang, and I’m still scratching my head over it. It’s typical to have elements of prior challenges rolled up into one, but that’s for the second to last episode, and that’s not for another couple of weeks. Maybe they were trying to send a subliminal message for recycling since both challenges have been on this season already, especially the first part of the challenge which was already used on Nicaragua last year. Does that make it a re-re-re-recycled challenge? Confused? Let’s move on.

Never underestimate the power of laziness! Albert’s unpopular inactions around camp gave him safety this week, take that Coach Chi!

Albert’s goodwill move could still come back to bite him in the end. Giving a former contestant one part of the reward isn’t going to win him any friends at camp, unless he utilized the time spent to craft some deals and kiss some serious you know what.

Oh Cochran. Sure Coach has been your mentor in the game since the merge, but you can’t have an important conversation on the end of the game when you can’t see your partner! Coach could have had his fingers crossed while getting his massage for all you know. It was nice for Cochran to pull out his lawyer hat and score himself a birthday present 6 months in advance. After all, he could have lied about his Grandma. 

Cochran’s lying continued with his attempt to shake himself out of 7th position with his Princess Albert lie. On paper, Cochran’s lies should have been a slam dunk to get him past the vote, but Cochran’s timing was a deal breaker. Forming a bond with Edna, already unpopular made it look like his intentions were to make himself look like the lesser of all the evils left in the game. Coach caught on to this, and the teacher had to look long and hard at his favorite student.

John Cochran - Voted Out of Tribe

If there’s anything Cochran’s learned during the game, it’s not easy bein’ green (yes, a cheesy Muppets pun). Cochran naively went into the game studying so much of the dynamics, he forgot to study something else…himself.

Cochran still struggles with accepting himself, and going into a game with several other personalities overwhelmed him to say the least. It’s like Cochran is going through a crash course in puberty, and high school.

Brandon’s unraveling at the seems again. What is it about his past that makes him want to do “bad” things? It’s a shame we only get to see about 45 minutes each week. If Probst can’t crack Brandon, I suggest Dr. Phil right now. While he’s at it, let him figure out this entire tribe! Probst has been clear in the pecking order and to make moves so that their not on the bottom of the totem pole. But one by one, the bottom feeders are getting chopped and it looks like there aren’t many options left. Why did these guys go on sleep mode and decide to set their alarms for the middle part of the game? My head hurts thinking about it. 

Good for Cochran to take the vote off in stride. After all, one good whack deserves another, and his time in this mob family is (at least temporarily) kaput. He’s still starstruck to have his torch snuffed by Probst despite being pushed towards the lone wolf that is Ozzy.

Cochran’s second chance on R.I. should be interesting to say the least. This is his chance for redemption that Savaii nearly made him go through a few weeks ago. Both Ozzy and Cochran have gone through some ego swings for a while, but seeing Ozzy’s get crushed next week over Cochran would be delicious TV.

Will Ozzy defeat his nemesis Cochran? Can Edna flip her position in the tribe? Does Coach really have the game locked up?

The boards are open!

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